Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…