So Just Shelter in Place
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…