You keep the peace they get everything else

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

I will gladly suffer fools for love

I changed My mind By following My heart

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death