The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario