In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack