Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Breathe in not out

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!