In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction