Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

When God closes one store He opens another

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage