The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
