If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job