It’s Morning Breath, Not Mourning Breath, Because All That We’re Losing Is Time, so, Let’s Get Moving, di Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

It’s Morning Breath, Not Mourning Breath, Because All That We’re Losing Is Time, so, Let’s Get Moving

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams

Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my mouth

Because even good dreams are bad dreams

Since the worst thing you can do to a man

Is to fulfill his wishes

I’ve never had a lucid dream

But if I did

I know what I would tell myself to do:

Wake up,

God is giving us another chance

To want more than this

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Chris Gaither

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