A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes