When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…