I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves