I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

The weak-minded can be told what t… Knowing this, God makes death ine… So that in the end Each of us must decide for ourselv… If you fear death

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

Mating For Life Saved My

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot