Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
