Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war