Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock