As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…