I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–