The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

God is the world’s only super-bower

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house