To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Never Win Anything
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
