You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs