What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
