It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God
