When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
