You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,