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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

The Truth Is a Cheat Code and Cheaters Never Win

Life is a game of Truth or Dare
in which you never lose
if you choose dare
and where you never win
if you choose truth

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Make Love, Not War

Breathe in not out
Time’s Almost Up for Our Ticking Time Bomb, but Don’t Cut the Blue Wire or the Red Wire; Cut the Crap

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
Space Age

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
There Are No Atheists in Foxholes and There Are Only True Believers in Memory Holes

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
Before: “What a piece of junk!” After: “She’ll make .5 past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.”

Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose
Blind Leading the Blind

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
She Wasn’t a Librarian Yet When I Married Her; It Was Only Later That I Found God

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Fitting in Is Now as Easy as Forgetting Who You Are

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
@TheRealSustainability

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
A Flower Is a Weed with Better Adjectives

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
“I’m Spartacus”

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely
My Kids Sure Eat a Lot of Chips

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
The Picture of Tom Brady

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Cult of Pertinacity

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
Hogwash at Hogwarts

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…



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