The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
