I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by