Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood