Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

I risked loss And lost; I win

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy