Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…