At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs