Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress