I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?