Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
