Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

The less you need to control the more powerful you

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!