It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

There Is Always Room For

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers