You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
