When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
