Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…