I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive