Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
Life is trying So Die trying
The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
