Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed