Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…