When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

My ego is too big

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away