Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Capitalists play Monopoly to win While Socialists are happy to eve… So long as they maintain a monopol…

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…