I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography