If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…