If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…