The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…