Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism