It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that