When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny