It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
