I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game