When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak