When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
