I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

The weak-minded can be told what t… Knowing this, God makes death ine… So that in the end Each of us must decide for ourselv… If you fear death

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own