I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
More than anything else They want to kill Jews Because More than anything else They need to be right
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
