When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon